Jun 202012
 

The following is user submitted. Enjoy!

When people feel the need to park their car in front in the Fire Lane of Hannaford, Shaws, or any other big box store, and they either get out of their car and leave it running and run in quickly for something (which usually is never quickly) or when they park there and go into the store and turn it off. Being a firefighter it really bugs me.. because it limits access to the front of the store for a Fire Truck or Ladder Truck if their is a need because of a fire.

I wholeheartedly agree. Especially when they cover the cross walk. I’m apt to throw some TP at them. Or think mean thoughts. 

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 Posted by at 6:27 am  Tagged with:
Jun 182011
 

http://ginger.datafly.net/~kokoloo/images/kidsfun/childsafety_04.png

So, you’re driving down a narrow bridge, lots of traffic, when all of a sudden, a guy in a bicycle is riding towards you. You can’t get out of their way because of the traffic, and they squeeze right past you. That’s wrong.

Like most of us brain-possessing people know, when you have a bike, you ride with traffic, to the right hand side of the road. Not on the sidewalk, not against traffic, with traffic. Some people for some reason decide that, being on a bike, they are just really fast pedestrians. They ride on sidewalks plowing through old people, or they ride through the road, unsuccessfully trying to plow through traffic. If you beep at them, they flip you off, if you hit them you go to jail. What’s a man like me to do? Nothing, but rant about it online. GRUMPH.

Jan 222011
 
Fog Lights

What are they even there for?!

People have these things on all the time, day or night. Just in case they see what could be interpreted as fog. WHY? They don’t even help when there is fog! My car has them, and I use them to flash people when they have their high beams on, but other than that they are useless. USELESS!

 Posted by at 12:00 pm
Dec 252010
 

That point when you can tell that someone is lying.

So, you are talking to someone that you kind of know, and they are telling you a story. All of a sudden, they say something that you can tell is not true. BAM! It hits you: there whole story is bogus. You really don’t want to hear anymore of the story. That just ruined your day.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 Posted by at 12:00 am
Dec 042010
 

People reading over my shoulder. Let’s say I’m on my iPod, checking Twitter, or my email. All of a sudden someone comes up behind me and says “whatcha looking at?” Like the ninja I am, I instantly push the sleep button. I reply “a blank screen, you?” I don’t care if my twitter feed is public. I don’t care if my inbox is all spam. It’s MINE. No lookie.

 Posted by at 12:00 am
Nov 022010
 

It’s spring. (or in Maine, all year, since they never fix the roads :( …) You are driving down the road, and you see a pothole. SWERVE AWAY! Phew! GAA! ANOTHER ONE! Then there’s the one that you can’t avoid. CRUNCH! CURSE YOU POTHOLES!!!

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 Posted by at 12:00 am
Oct 192010
 

I have glasses. I actually have lazy eye. I can see pretty good out of one eye, and crappy out of the other, this means I have no depth perception. (you should have seen me in drivers ed!) One thing I hate about glasses is that you have to keep them clean. Whenever it gets really hot and I sweat, I have to take them off. They feel weird. Whenever I am sweating a little, the corners get foggy. It bugs me. Whenever I step into a warm room in the winter time, I can’t see a thing.It stinks. That’s why I always keep a fancy cloth in my wallet. To PWN the dirt.

Does something bug you? Talk it out to me. Describe it! I will probably post it on here, giving you credit. See my email in the about page.

 Posted by at 12:00 am
Oct 052010
 

So, you’re typing away a blog post about 1000 things that bug you. Your cat walks over, wanting to cuddle with you. You are ignoring it. The cat suddenly jumps on the computer table/laptop, then (The following is actual cat stomping):

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Get the picture? It bugs me, but it’s so cute.

Does something bug you? Talk it out to me. Describe it! I will probably post it on here, giving you credit. See my email in the about page.

 Posted by at 12:00 am