Yes, I know it’s not a beverage, but I still needed to
eat test it. For science. I decided after a nice, long day of dealing with customers, it was time to try the amazing creation I’ve been fantasizing about for 2 days. It’s been all over the news. Burger King has come out with a bacon covered sundae. 510 calories and 66 grams of sugar. I’ve been told that bacon is the perfect compliment to ice cream, like chocolate covered bugles, the salty flavor and the sweet flavor mix together like IcyHot patches. I order it, along with their newest Carolina BBQ burger, and $14 later…
Meh. It instead mixed together like the Pope and Charlie Sheen. The bacon was probably good, but it was cold, and cold bacon is about as useless as the Mens bathroom in Victorias Secret. The salt flavor was only apparent after the sweet ice cream was gone from my mouth, and at that point it was just weird to taste. Instead of blending, it came in stages.
It also didn’t help that I spilled the remaining ice cream in my car. That alone takes off 0.5 stars. Also, the after-feeling is one of regret, shame, and cardiac arrest. Not many times do I regret eating big. This was one of them.
Final Say: 2.5 Stars.