Pre-drink: I picked up these fine beverages at good ‘ol Mahdens for 2/$1. Pretty good price all things considered. As much as I wanted to make this purchase stretch as long as possible, I’ve decided to put all three flavors in one review. I personally don’t care so much for vitamin water, it tastes OK, but nothing I would live off of.
Now… the review!
Multi-V Lemon-Lime: This is the green one, on the left. Before consuming, I didn’t really have high hopes for it, lemon water isn’t my favorite thing in the world, and the thought of additional vitamins didn’t really convince me. But I continued. FOR SCIENCE! The results were clear… it was everything I expected it to be, like licking one of those lemon-lime lollipops that cheap old people give you on Halloween, but in more of a liquid and cold form. Nothing I would want to consume on a regular basis.
4.75/10
Power Dragon Fruit: Now on the other hand, dragon fruit sounds pretty good! It’s like fruit, but meaty! And pink. There were two concerns though. One concern was that the bottle was dented, as if it had been opened, squeezed and closed again. The seal had yet to have been broken, and it was good. The second concern was that it smelled of fruity bug spray. I couldn’t get over the smell to finish my sample, but the taste was half decent. A little fruity, but very bug spray smelly.
1.3/10
Recover Fruit Punch: You would think that they would call the recovery one something other than ‘punch’, but I expected none the less some good ‘ol Hawaiian punch here, hopefully sans bug spray. After spilling the Test Beverage (TB) on the Grape Shield Beverage Consumption Laboratories Media Creation Surface (GSBCLMC pronounced Gasbucklemic, commonly referred to as a table) I cleaned up my act and decided to consume the TB. The smell was a bit off, but still much better than the Dragon Fruit. It tasted half decent, the only negative was the splenda taste, which was hidden well.
6.8/10
TL;DR: Vidration tastes a little funny, don’t even bother with Dragon Power, it tastes like the dragon sweated all over the vat in the factory. Also, I now have a weird feeling in my throat from it.
Have something you want me to drink? Lemme know!
Pre-drink: This one cost me about $1.50, a fairly high cost drink for the amount of oz! After eating an entire family size mac and cheese (with 4600mg of delicious sodium) I’m ready to drink something liquid. This is something that I believe will be thick, creamy and delicious. Lets find out.
